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From: "DAve B" <privatejoker@angelfire.com>
Subject: (No Subject)

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website I have just read the 'metal rant' about Chuck Schuldiner on your website. I must say that I am quite disgusted and appalled, but somehow not surprised. While I do find your reviews to be original and quite comprehensive, I always had a feeling that everyone at the Hessian Society were nothing but a bunch of small minded, easily lead automatons. To say that ANY sort of ideology or philosophy is unwelcome into the art of metal makes you no better than the Christians that both you and I cannot tolerate. While I despise the Christian faith, I do not say what others should and should not believe. To say that Christianity does not belong in death metal makes you much more blasphemous to the metal code of ethics than Chuck ever was. Never more will I return to you website of ill-repute, and I will discourage all metal fans and listeners to avoid you page AT ALL COSTS. Have a nice death, facists.

Kadath

And we care about missing out on one more pissed-off armchair surfer why?

From: non avail <blsxxx@yahoo.com>
Subject: The Metal FAQ

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website I'm kind of interested in seeing when you and your associates were given the publishing rights to say what metal is and isnt. I'm intrigued. Considering the fact that most people that listen or play metal have a complete 180 of opinion of what you say it is or would think your wrong in some ways. Please, tell me, becuase the last time I listened to some early 80s metal, I wasnt hearing all this Hitler loving and general hatred and misinformation.

I also enjoy that you call everything you disagree with propagandic and ignorant, but you say you are about being free willed and spirited.

Whoever wrote this is like the purest example of why people talk shit about anyone who listens to metal. Please, grow up. And the whole anus.com thing, I guess you are trying to say you are a closet homo, which is ok, but I doubt your friends would appreciate it over at the Stormfront forum.

Yawn... one more guy who knows what he doesn't like, but has no idea what he likes. You get points for tastefully avoiding the cliché "You must be faggots" and for failing to understand the FAQ at all. You can win redemption if you point out one place where the FAQ claims 80s metal has anything to do with postliberal politics, but you won't be able to, since that part of the FAQ is about black metal... one subgenre out of at least five. Please go back to your pathetic existence and your overlooked USBM band ;)

From: drew <wawadrew@yahoo.com>
Subject: your site is brilliant, but...

i've quite enjoyed your site for a year or so now, the ideas expressed seem very logical, well thought out, and i find myself in complete agreement with almost everything expressed.
i have one question that has continue to nag at me for a long while.
why the insistence on praising/following "satan"? if you throw out the entire judeo/chirstian sham, then surely you throw out the idea of "satan", no? it just seems inconsistent to me.
by believing in such a being you are using the same tactics the fucking christians do(albeit to scare them by embracing what they fear), and in doing so giving them creedence and justification.
the realization that the entire judeo/christian movement is nothing more than a way to control people and thought, and is complete and utter bullshit and a scam that should be completely erased from the earth, seems to me at least, to completely nullify the idea of "satan"
i could be missing something though. if so, i'd like to be set straight on all this.
thanks
-drew

Thanks for writing inward. As in many artistic genres, our site uses Satan and other images from the past as metaphor. For a good idea of what Satan might represent, check out a copy of Blake's "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell," the Nag Hammadi texts, or Milton's "Paradise Lost."

From: staylor@necinfrontia.com
Subject: Texas secession

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website You guys don't seem to be having much luck with your Texas secession ideas do you? Maybe you need to realize that you're nothing but a lunatic fringe and nobody gives a damn

Except people like you, who get upset and can't help themselves, so they write in to be abused.

From: "Guido Heijnens" <guido@hammerheart.com>
Cc: "DESIGN-MARCO" <design@hammerheart.com>, <tanzid2@hotmail.com>
Subject: on Chuck Schuldiner...

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website Hey pathetic guys...

Unbelievable you speak about Chuck like this, what is your age, 12 years old or what ???
Believe me, I am not christian at all, but even if Chuck was, who are you to speak these things about a well respected, wonderfull Metal musician ?
Let Chuck's music do the speaking....
People like you are the christians in this world with your moralistic bullshit.
If you are trully that "evil" and "satanic" then you would know that everyone should free and able do chase happiness in their own personal way.
Maybe the name of your website says it all....anus.com, yes, what else could I expect from people with this name...maybe you are what comes out of an anus...shit !

Guido Heijnens
Hammerheart Records

Yeah, we care what the biggest ripoff label in metal thinks!

It's very "Christian" of you to assume that each individual should do what they want, despite consquences. What if Chuck had "wanted" to dump toxic waste in the river Thames? But it's good you wrote his mother to stop her from hurting.

And what was Chuck's contribution again? I think Sepultura, Bathory, Sodom, Celtic Frost, Possessed, Master and Morbid Angel all beat him to the punch with their first death metal albums.

From: kelechi darl <dkelechi@caramail.com>
Subject: BELIEVE IN GOD.

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website LOOK I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT A BEING, SINCE
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY TRASH.
NOTE: GOD IS ALIVE AND JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY SON OF
GOD.SO YOU GO AND REPENT AND BELIEVE IN GOD.

Hysterical disorganized ranting always makes me want to change religion.

From: "Selim Lemouchi" <selim666@hotmail.com>
Subject: My 2 cents

Dear mister Prozak,

My name is Selim Lemouchi, I am a 22 year musician from Holland.
I am not really shure I've got the right person for this but I have got a couple of questions about anus.com, that is if you're willing to spare some of you're time for me.

I have been reading a lot of the reviews on the site, mostly the black metal section, and I've been seeing a lot of what could be easily described as pro-nazi rhetoric.

my question is are the people at anus who are in my opinion very smart and educated writers, also of facist/nazist persuasion?

Are music, heritage and politics a trinity by which anus reviews the bands?

I ask this because a band like Graveland which, in my opinion, is nothing more than a 3rd rate bandwagon Nazi black metal band, are up there with emperor and ildjarn as house recomendation.

I know that there are a lot of fascist and deeply chauvinist BM bands/artists out there (Burzum/Impaled Nazarene/Necromantia) but I personally just like the music and the overall atmosphere, and as long as the nazist ideas are not presented in the lyrical content I don't mind the personall beliefs of the individuals in the bands.

Furthermore when I read the Hessian studies (where does hessian come from? "Rudolf Hess"???) I sense a broad anti-leftist vibe, would you care to explain these things?

I am not trying to put anus in a bad light but I am simplly curious about these things.

I Always thought black metal was about the freedom to think/do what you will, and not caring to much about the social implications, for me that includes judging people on account of their actions and not their heritage.

Thanks for your time!!!

selim lemouchi

PS

I would like to close on a positive note; namely the fact that in all my quests for good BM documentation there has never been a site/book/whatever that has given this much in depth research into the conceptual, musical and historical merits of the genre. although far from complete anus gives the best possible overview for my favourite music

so please keep on the good work!!!

This question seems to come up a lot, which makes sense given its predominance in the world media. George Bush calls Saddam Hussein an "evil fascist" and we all run to crush him, because that's the "right thing to do"! In other words, morality is total social control, even if it seems to keep away those you've been taught are the essence of bad.

We review by music and coherence to metal ideals. Our personal politics have little to do with it, with the exception that we discriminate against Judeo-Christian bands as it is metal to do so.

Our view is that graveland is amazing music, although if you've only heard "creed of iron" and the full-length before it I don't blame you for thinking they're second rate.

If you sense a "broad anti-leftist vibe," you're correct. We're against many things, including the forms of secular Christianity known as leftism and humanism. Did you know that during a time known as the "Renaissance" in Europe many great things occurred, but also some horrible ones, including the acceptance of morality as a secular value, and the idea that human beings must be the center of the universe and the top of the food chain?

Black metal is if anything a revolution against individualism and leftist and other humanist philosophies derived from the Judeo- Christian religions. It is not a tolerant genre. While anus.com does not necessarily share the beliefs of these artists, we celebrate each artist for what inspires them, taboo or not ("freedom of thought").

I find it deplorable that people devoted to "freedom" consider a witch hunt against certain political beliefs acceptable. If one desires freedom it must apply to all beliefs, even those that are currently very scary in the view of the general public.

Thanks for writing and bringing this important issue to our attention in such a literate, respectful way.

From: "sheldon kierley" <skierley@hotmail.com>
Subject: Count the cost

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website Ijust visited your web site and can only say one thing; COUNT THE COST!! You take pleasure in mocking God and his creation. Remember, he did create the world and everybody in it, and he will punish those who die in their sin. Please realize, God loved you so much he gave his son's life for you, don't throw it back in his face. God doesn't want to destroy you, but he will. Remember, Satan is a created being, God IS NOT! I have felt his wrath and it is not a fun thing. PLEASE RECONSIDER WHAT YOU ARE DOING!! When you die, and are seperated from God for good, you will wish you had listened to these words of warning. Remember, God will only strive with you for so long before it is too late, don't end up dead and seperated from the only one who ever truly loves you and wants to bless you. Don't listen to Satan's lies anymore, remember, it was Satan who lied to the angels and now they suffer the same fate. I say these things because I care. I was once a Christian who knew God and his love until Satan decieved

One of the things they taught us in advertising is that if you repeat anything enough while appearing "passionate" or "upset," people will assume it's profound. Christianity causes humankind to separate from nature and consider nature to be a gift of "God" for our use and misuse. That's insane. "God" himself has no precedent in nature except humanity, which are less godlike than one part of a natural system with a specific role to play. My advice is to get over your morality and more importantly, get over your mortality. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF OBSESSING ABOUT YOUR DEATH. Stop being so negative and embrace what is in all of its terror, beauty and luscious joy.

From: MR. DOUBT <turncoat@aol.com>
Subject: YOU BAD ASSHOLE

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website YOU BAD ASSHOLE. NAZIS BAD. SATAN BAD. WHY YOU SO BAD ASSHOLE? ANUS MEANS PLACE WHERE SHIT COME OUT. YOU JUST PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL. YOU FULL OF HATE. YOU MUST BE LOSER, CAN'T GET LAID, LIVE WITH PARENTS. YOU PROBABLY HAVE JEWISH ANCESTOR WICH IS WHY YOU HATE RELIGION. SUCH LOSER! TINY PENIS MUST YOU HAVE. BET YOU HAVE BIBLE ON NIGHTSTAND! YOU NEVER WIN. SOCIETY ROLL OVER YOU LIKE ANT IN BLENDER. YOU JUST BEATEN BY NUNS. OH YOUR REVIEWS SUCK TOO. MY SITE MUCH BETTER! YOU GO FUCK OFF NOW, LOTS OF HORSE DICK TO SUCK. YOU BAD. SATAN NAZI BAD.

Anyone who doesn't like society as is must have failed in it. There are no honest dissenters.

From: the faithful <faithful2@earthlink.net>
Subject: Soon you will see

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website how Wrong you were all these years. You are like a puppy that got spanked once and so you lash out at GOD but don't you realize only GOD can save you from your own anger. You are drowning in your own hatred and should realize that only GOD is LOVE.

Rip the sacred flesh
Sodomize the holy asshole
Drink the red blood of the mother of earth
Masturbation on the dead body of christ
The king of Jews is dead
and so are the lies
Vomit on the host of Heaven
Masturbate on the throne of God
Break the seals of angels
Drink the sweet blood of Christ
Taste the flesh of the priest
Sodomize holy nuns
The king of Jews is a liar
The Heavens will burn
Dethrone the son of God
God is dead
Holyness is gone
Purity is gone
Prayers are burned
Covered in black shit
Rape the holy ghost
Unclean birth of Jesus Christ
Heaven will fall
Fuck the church
Fuck Christ
Fuck the Virgin
Fuck the gods of Heaven
Fuck the name of Jesus

From: Michael Flathers <MRflathe@Anselm.Edu>
Subject:

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website you guys are a joke. Let me guess you are attention-craving losers who cant get girls, and are morons. I am guessing that I am right and you are exactly that. I am not even that religious, but you guys are fucking retarded. I just thought that you should know that.

That's right. Anyone who has any desire for "change" must be unable to get laid or have friends. Since that's your logic, you must be an attention-craving loser to write to us, correct?

From: ROCKYMTNDRIFTER@webtv.net
Subject: I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING QUEER BASTARD NIGGERS

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website MAY YOUR SOUL BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE BASTARD.GOD WILL PUNISH YOU RELENTLESSLY,BECAUSE HE PROMISED ME THAT YOU ARE A PIECE OF GARBAGE VOMIT ASSHOLE BASTARD! OK?

I'm still trying out the linguistic implications of "ASSHOLE BASTARD." I didn't know it was possible to get pregnant that way.

From: Cory Sutton <csutton@mem.haroldives.com>
Subject: What is metal?

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website Can you help me solve a dispute? What would you classify Tool and A Perfect Circle? I say that at the end of the day when all is said and done they are metal, do you agree? my friend says they are alternative, I know this is a somewhat childish question but it needs to be settled. Thanks for any help you can give.
Cory

Great question. The answer: these bands are mainstream alternative bands that borrow heavy metal stylings. Since heavy metal isn't that much different from rock-n-roll in a generalized sense, it's easy to merge the two into minor-key whining. It's important that these bands not be seen as metal for an understanding of whatever artistic ambitions they have. It's also useful for mocking them for being such corporate stooges preaching politically-correct, socially-conformist rhetoric disguised as rebellious "entertainment."

From: Sookayjay@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website u r fuckin dickheads

This one floored us. At least he's got the sense not to pretend he's somehow making an argument or starting a debate.

From: Jarrett <Jarrett@mj3.net>
Subject: FU

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website You sick fucks deserve to die. You should shove a shotgun up your ass, and pull the trigger. Fuck you all.

Thanks for the advice. There's nothing like some drunk guy writing in to tell us to fuck off to reaffirm our knowledge that we irritate the fuck out of you sheep.

From: Tony Blair <t.blair@westminister.uk.gov>
Subject: MASTERBATING
Organization: Labour Party

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website Praise the lord all rejoyce the lord is hear 2 save us and u fuckin sick shitheads are gunna go 2 fuckin hell where u belong u sick and twusterd shit heads I LOVE GOD AND GOD IS GREAT

That explains the need to attack "evil" like Iraq, which has been under constant U.S. assault for ten years.

From: popy@bluewin.ch
Subject: HORRIBLE

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website You are STUPIDS for this HORRIBLE photos

You are OBLIVIOUS if you think we weren't going to laugh at this.

From: Draxamor@aol.com
Subject: Questions.

Is there any way I can get an e-mail address at that host?
Like Draxamor@anus.com?

Also, why do you consider yourselves Nihilistic, when you believe in positive change?

Drax

Good questions. First, no to the e-mail address. Second, we're nihilists because we believe society is hysterical and neurotic with its divisions of "good" and "evil," and what we first need is an absence of trained or inherent belief in order to see the truth clearly. A little bit of antisociality, a little bit of THC, some meditation and lots of continental philosophy can cure the problem of "Western culture" in anyone with a reasonable intelligence.

From: Justhitme72@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website what the hell do you think you people are doing to other human beings, thats sick and wrong and if I was you I would stop before you get in a bigger mess

Before, we didn't do anything and society got in a big ol' mess anyway. Now we're doing something, and the mess keeps getting bigger. Is it all our fault? Oh no!

From: Keith K <keith84@snet.net>
Subject: Cannible Corpse

Why don't you feature Cannible Corpse in your reviews? It seems like they don't get much respect from serious death metal fans.

Yes, there are several good reasons. Thanks for writing in such a respectful manner (you should see the other letters we get on this topic). First, Cannibal Corpse stole everything they know about making metal from more reputable bands (Morpheus Descends, Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation). Second, they're sold-out corporate whores. Third, but not necessarily in this order, their lyrics are dishonorable toward women and we want no part of that. If you can't get laid or have a small dick, writing lyrics like "Stripped, Raped and Strangled" is a good way to make the whole genre look stupid. We don't moralize either side of the process: Cannibal Corpse is fucking stupid.

From: MONSTERX74@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website Fuck You

ASSHOLE BASTARD.

From: Alejandroelunico@aol.com
Subject: spinoza

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website you are afraid. why there is no need to fear what is coming. death is but a rebirth of what you have already expirienced, BIRTH. as you so temptously put it, that you have been placed by society in position to fail. but you do not see the rest hovering around you. WAKE UP. death is only but a test to see how strong you live.              ALEJANDROELUNICO

Funny, I thought death was what happened when life ended, and thus my quarter's worth was up. You can learn a lot from videogames: when they pull the plug, your game is over!

From: "emcee axon" <emceeaxon@hotmail.com>
Subject: your site...

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website ....Yeah I just checked out your site - it sucks. Lacks quallity content, Unoriginal pics(seen 'em in homocide books), and among other things the site is just plain worthless.

You're fighting for a lost cause, sure , we'd all like a little anarchy but come on how realistic is that... I actually feel embarassed for people like you. You are the imbred people in trailers, the uneducated, and the ones that when you realise how you wasted so much of your time with this bullshit that you spew- will be lookin' for a hand out from the ones you put down --sayin' you're the government take care of me , your citizen, and they will, to some extent, but fuck it you're an "anarchist" why don't you just take all the american(you know the country you wish to have no laws and provide no rights or protection for you cause you're fuckin' superman and have the ability to take on the other billion anarchists that will be runnin wild trying to fuck you in the ass if there were no rules or regulations...but anyway back to what I was sayin...)currency - take all that money, that green cloth and burn all that you have. Call it a protest...go...do it right now---------do it.....I didn't think so ......no anarchist has the balls to do that because you are all hypocrites. But you already know that.

As for your hate of GOD ... I hope you change your ways ..read the Bible actually read it...I bet you never have....so all your bashing is out of ignorance (see paragraph 2 line 4)Find JESUS for your sake ...I did and I was just like you...........and remember the BIBLE for the most part is teachings and metaphors don't take too much literally..........oh one more thing..........if you stay as you are now remember this "you can do more damage on the inside than you can outside"........think about it.........and fuck you cause I'm an anarchist and a christian!

Dearest reader, I think you have a very negative view of life. Anarchy assumes that we can't govern ourselves, therefore we should govern ourselves. Christianity assumes that since we can't handle death, we should make up a magic world of supernatural symbols where it isn't real. Bottom line: both are crazy, and you are too. I can only suggest more Morbid Angel, Ildjarn and Dead Can Dance in your life!

From: "Chris" <reiakai@optimonline.com>
Subject: you are fucking crazy

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking demented bastards! I mean, yeah, some morality subjects taught by any Christian churches are somewhat extreme, but this bullshit Satan crap you are publishing is the opposite of the spectrum and just as extreme as fundamental Christian doctrine. You, in essence, are being just as gay as these so called preachers. Why not just forget about all this shit and just live your life while getting wasted and having fun- that is what it's all about.          -Moderate on the doctrinal spectrum. P.S. the rest of the ANUS.COM site is cool.

Thanks for the compliments. Short answer to "why not just forget about all this shit and just live your life while getting wasted and having fun": because putting my head in the sand and masturbating has never gotten me anywhere. We're all in this together. When one of our great Christian leaders starts the next crusade in the middle east, you might find my words useful.

From: Milleniumchiild@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website what kind of person runs that kind of site r u messed up i mean im sorry but thats scary

The best part is that we're not scary. We're just not buying the mainstream bullshit, the Christian and secular Judeo-Christian fatalistic ideology, and the international corporate product values system. Other than that, we're just like you! Think about that one.

From: John Darnielle <john_darnielle@themountaingoats.net>
Subject: You suck

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website I have no meaningful debate for a guy who doesn't know the meaning of either term. Just the abuse you so richly deserve.

I'm not Christian, dude. Or Jewish. I was raised in an atheist household by a guy from Terre Haute, Indiana, one of the most outrageously anglo cities in the entire history of the world. My "blood," which subject seems to interest you Texan types a lot, is Anglo-Scottish on Dad's side and German on Mom's. You wouldn't know a fact if it bit you and it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Equally pathetic is your ongoing fumbling around in the dark trying to figure out who I am.

You are a complete moron, and your curly-ass hair was awfully funny last time I saw it. Your radio show used to kick ass, though. Pity about this hard-on you've got for Jim Goad and Boyd Rice. Whatever. Sincerely,
John Darnielle

Letters full of abuse are the last refuge of conformist hipsters trying to appear "different" with their melodramatic bands, railing against anything which they perceive might make change in the social situation that they exploit. In other words, you have a small dick, a small mind, and you're trying to pretend neither is true with "grand feelings" as a certain philosopher would say.

It is interesting however that our most persistent critics are those who run "competing" metal review sites. You tried to rip off the concept I've championed for years of "ambient metal" on your site, and you keep trying to cop my style, but you're still just a poser. And while you waste time writing flames, we're moving ahead and laughing at you.

From: "katherine smith" <kmorozsmith@hotmail.com>
Subject: Time to come home

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website your time will come..........
blood that you pretend to bleed
will freeze in the very air you confiscate
your hatred is a trick and has decieved no one but yourselves and you still believe it is a battle between unholy and holy thoughts, how foolish!
you are as ignorant as you are decieved
your thoughts are theatre to the massess you are a tool in thier hands!
your symbols are as weak as your arguments and shock no one anymore but yourselves.......You know nothing of power -child.....
you allocate to much to the ordeal and mislead yourself into thinking that you belong to evil
you are a joke- a cruel placed innocent
you are as virginal as your "Prayers of Hatred"
I haven't been this amused since "AVE MARIA" was written....
Your not worthy of standards.. But this you must know as you play your life out as an "ANTI"
your not worthy of true evil- I don't want you and your kind
you defeat my purpose with your black and dark ways
you make me out a goat- a poor denied castout "wronged" being
you make me as useless as a denied as a childs crys
only rebellious bickering that feeds off of the counter philosophys of judeo-christian thought.
True evil is apothetic..
true evil is having no opinion at all
true evil is not this silly power tirade that you prattle on about.
heal your self and you will know that there is no power in the "CHURCH" and there is even less in your empty promises. I know eternity... I know time... I know all that is and will be.
Continue as you must being a tool to the very thought that you deny and you serve Jehova well!
You are his angry child who helps define the Lamb
The need to complete the circle, What is love without hate?
What is good without bad?
You run to symbols that you cling to in reverance and submission like They do to the cross. How defining to your childlike wailing. Your sorrow rings loud in your writings. Who hurt you? Who pointed you to the way? Who denied you? Who embraced you? Hate is not the opposite to love child. Hate is the lowest level of Love. The opposite to love is apathy. The evil you embrace is the leftovers of human existance... It is what has not evolved... yet. Your primal crys and empty rantings worship no organic spirit outside of time. They are a HUMBLE AND MEEK play on the scripts. Degradation and humiliation and shame and regret are the tools they put in your hands to use... to further the cause of the rightousness. They are the paintbrushes that paint our society. You and Anton and John Paul have done a good job for the Catholic Church. You should be ordained a priest! YOU SERVE THE SAME CAUSE!
Now this must be a given. And I bet you are foolish and stupid enough to believe that all the blood and the black, dark sinister thoughts make a difference. you think that having no morals marks you as one of my own. All the fucking and sucking in the world makes no difference to me.Do you think I require sacrifice fool? It is what They expect you to act and think like FOOL! They identify you by your theatre! By your crass intellectual drama. Do you think that I was a cloven hoofed- being fool! I was the most high one! I was the beautiful one. I denied myself and fell because I embraced vanity. I mocked the force that made me. I despised my station. I loathed myself because I was complete! I was finished. I was given grace and beauty and I despaired because I was complete! It was my weakness fool! My feeble inability to recognize the true nature of the gift I was given! Complete yourself and you will recognize that the very breath you breath was planned! They very thought you think was organized in time beyond measure. You have only 1 power and that alone is measly. You have only the power of choice.Nothing more. Anything beyond that is GRACE.
You are like a fool in Laramie Wyoming (Luis Hutchinson/Large) who took his anger and his pain and his disillusionment -his weakness, is insuffecientcy, his meekness his contempt for himself and started to worship a "force out of time" Nothing in the God vs Devil arena kind of stuff. But his focus was on ANTICHRIST. He even named his chiled AZRIEL after the angel of death! What A FOOL HE WAS. a INNOCENT NIEVE CHILD! hE THOUGHT THAT THAT WOULD IMPRESS ME Imagine how nieve he was. How ignorant his simple feeble brain was in believing that old argument. He was a fish to the bait.HE.... LIKE YOU ARE SIMPLE LITTLE BEINGS. Time to come home. Come home.
MOCK HIM??? you wouldn't even know how. Mock him? do you think its in playing the devil?How parocheal. how ignorant. Why don't you join with your fellow Jesus freaks like Jesse Helms and Oral Roberts and Ol' John Paul and throw an All night orgy. Sacrifice some virgin on Hallows Eve, Drink some blood, kill a cat.... chant some ancient prayer.Listen to ol' Cradle of Filth, King Diamond and the Morman Tabernacle Choir( all the same) Geneflect maybe do a confessional and then say a few hail Mary's. You might beat one another with your rosary beads. Its all the same to me. In the end all you have is your illusions.

"Home" is where they love you without requiring you bow down to some imaginary leader in the sky. I think you're wrong... because I worship an equally arbitrary deity, the Universal Space Unicorn. The USU tells me that he's the only god, and that he's the most powerful. Not only that, but the USU tells me I'll go to a place called "Endless Prostate Exam" if I don't start believing in him right away. Not only that, but in the USU's holy book, he says he kicked your god in the nads a few millennia ago. Those who follow the USU are the only righteous ones, and the only people who should make decisions which people of all other faiths should follow. After all, the Universal Space Unicorn told us so.

From: 09065082730@jp-t.ne.jp
Subject:

I HAVE BEEN A FAITHFUL VISITORTO THE ALTAR FORQUITE SOME TIME NOW. I HAVE READYOUR TEXT ABOUT DRUGS, ETC. AND I BELIEVE THERE SHOULD BE MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS HORRID WORLD OF SOCIAL CONFORMITY! -sin

Thank you. We love having visitors like you.

From: STARGOAT@webtv.net (lost.soul.of.life)
Subject: i finally understand

i have always been openminded....now i realize maybe i shouldnt be.I now understand confusion in its worst form.Should i stay in social conformity and live in denial...or cross over to what appears to be sane in a very insane world?i suddenly feel sick

It's sickening how entrapping "good intentions" have been. Everyone wants to be nice, ready for new ideas, able to judge someone on whether or not they're a scumbag? These ideas have been perverted into morality, "open-mindedness," and egalitarianism, all of which just make it easy for the degenerate elements of humanity to gain power. Fight back: pursue education, social power and status, and honest behavior to the furthest extremes possible and your example will be noted by others. As intelligent people awaken, the uniformity of the social order is thwarted, and their weapon -- doubt -- becomes our weapon of crushing the artificial and senseless social order produced. Never give up hope for change, because change is in your hands.

From: "Brendon Small" <brendon@brendonsmall.com>
Subject: hey pal

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website dear person who didn't sign his or her name,

great review.

a couple things:

feel free to hate anything we do.

remind yourself occasionally: it's only a cartoon.

also you're not the only one who's allowed to like things. other people can like stuff too.

there are many things that fall into many categories that may be sub- sected and chopped up and over analyzed by any online know it all 'career hessian' (love the 'career' part by the way- anyone that has to say it. . . )

and we don't care what you say spinal tap was a great movie and it will never grow tired.

and what's wrong with wanking on guitar? it took me a long time to learn how to do that. sheesh, is nothing safe from you career hessians?

oh you call it slander we call it love- I'm sure we could do this all day. . .

i don't need to tell you where our support comes from in the metal community- i'll let you do that research on your own (should you still be frothing and all) and you can hate all of them as much as you hate us. fine with me.

hipster? thank you grandpa. haven't been called that yet.

you simply writing that article is spreading the word about our low budget crappy show with no advertising. we thank you for that.

i'm sure you're a nice guy, now if you'll pardon me I have a ridiculous 'cartoon' to make and underground metal to fear (to a degree).

cartooningly,

brendon

Brendon is one of the creators of Metalocalypse, a TV cartoon for morons. He wants us to know that "you're not the only one who's allowed to like things -- other people can like stuff too" and doesn't realize that to someone who understands philosophy or just common sense, this is an idiot argument - an evasion. What if I like killing you? How do we both have it "our way"? What if I like dumping toxic waste, molesting kids, etc. etc. -- at some point, there's a line between truth and falsehood and it's not the bullshit relativism that Mr. Small endorses. Our comments are accurate -- he'll forever be an outsider to underground metal because he cannot accept its worldview, and therefore as an outsider looking in, has only negative comments to make about us to make himself feel better. His "support" in the "metal community" comes from arch-sold-out burn-outs Metallica. Thanks for writing, Brendon. In the time it took to read this, you've come to your next dose of AZT. Never forget your AZT!

From: "Devamitra"
Subject: Reagan & metal

a monkey that wrote in to the anus.com website Was Ronald Reagan an influence on 80's heavy/speed metal? I recently watched some 80's movies and remembered something you wrote in the "history of metal" essay, but whereas you focused on the way the heavy metal youth was disillusioned and disbelieving of the government more and more, I got this thought: wasn't the macho / fight against enemies attitude also inspiration?

Thank you for writing in with this perceptive question.

Ronald Reagan was more than a president; he was the symbol of a time, and the attitude of that time shaped speed metal both in strength and self-destruction.

After world war ii, conservative politics began a slow downward spiral as the liberalization of social policy led to liberalization of other parts of society. Liberalization became, in the words of at least one journalist, an endemic trend, because it claimed its pertinence through the vehicle of its currency in a "new era." This trend continued to its apex in the 1960s, when the generation of people who grew up hating the 1950s because it conflicted with the increasingly liberal sentiments taught in schools and on TV, in a fit of pique, created a passive liberal revolution that lasted from the late 1960s through the late 1970s.

The force that changed this was Ronald Reagan, who despite being an american-style conservative (a type of liberal) brought back a hard-hitting conservative rule which aimed to reverse most of the changes of the 1960s. To the children of those hippies, raised on the vestiges of the 1960s as hybridized with the solid economic reasoning and self-centeredness of the late 1970s and early 1980s, the "Reagan revolution" was a terrifying return to compulsory military service, potential nuclear conflict with the Soviets, state-sponsored spying, and an almost Nazi sense of duty and personal sacrifice. That was highly inconvenient. As many people as hate George W. Bush now were afraid of Reagan and saw him as the doorway to Ragnarok.

The single biggest issue that shaped speed metal was the very real threat of an apocalypse, which sprung in the 1980s because of the advances in nuclear missiles and targetting of the 1970s and first days of the 1980s. Before that, nuclear death would have come from a bomber; now, it would scream across the sky and arrive before its sound in a mushroom cloud of thermonuclear heat. While nuclear bombs were always scary, push-button annihilation of other nations became viable in the 1980s, like other conveniences (push-button divorce, fast food, drugs, marketing, telephony and so on). Because speed metal needed to attack a range of issues, it grouped them and nuclear war together, and blamed Reagan for his bellicosity.

One interesting feature of metal in the 1990s was that it entirely refuted this liberal ideology, including the liberal aspects of Reagan. To those who lived through what came after Reagan (and his successor, George Bush senior) through the presidency of Bill Clinton, liberalism had become exactly what ten years earlier it was feared Reagan would: a McCarthyist, totalitarian attitude where views other than the dominant were feared. The problem was that in the 1990s, the dominant views were liberalism, and we had hoped that liberalism would save us from conservatism, which we feared would be the path to a McCarthyist totalitarian state. In the 1990s, we learned that there are many paths to a totalitarian state, and even several kinds of totalitarian state, and so as a means of avoiding that, metal turned toward the organic state (where culture, heritage, religion, philosophy, language and values are shared but not imposed by a bureaucratic, moral or viewpoint otherwise external to life itself). All of this was unknown in the simpler 1980s, when people simply wanted to avoid nuclear war and the police state they saw forming in response to the threats of nuclear war, drugs, hackers, satanists, etc. Speed metal's self-destruction occurred in part because it tied itself to an obsolete point of view that became the oppression it feared from another corner. It debunked itself, and music since then that continues beating the same tired tin drum has exhausted its fan base to the point where they go through the motions but don't give a damn. See Rage Against the Machine's use of Che Guevara as McDonald's style marketing. Left = right = the crowd and human decay, unless it implies a sense of structure like, say, Romantic poetry or black metal did.

It's important to remember that Reagan was a symbol of this time, and not its cause, even if people during the time mistook him for it much like ill-informed people now think removing George W. Bush from office will affect a marked change in our nation's futures. They blame the president in office for the results of much larger trends, and pretend they're wise for doing so. For popular music, Reagan was a symbol of the time, and people pushed back against what they feared was a Nazi/rightist future (as opposed to Stalinist/leftist) by using Reagan and the police state and nuclear war as symbols for all that was wrong, or "intolerant," with society at the time.

The 1980s were a time of flash taboos on both the right and the left. Al Gore's wife Tipper Gore spearheaded an organization, the PMRC, who wanted to ban heavy metal and rap music because of their satanic, often salacious, lyrics. Did you ever wonder why slayer embraced satan with relish? They were fighting back -- not rebelling, fighting back -- against the climate of fear of the 1980s. Slayer found a more elegant and artistically meaningful use of Satan, as other bands did, as the calls for censorship, mostly from the left, went on. The right was busy dredging up its own fears: drugs taking over our children, central american communists at our borders, domestic terrorists and hackers, and most of all, Soviet supremacy resulting in a nuclear advantage.

As it turned out, Reagan was probably right about the soviets, and he managed to crush them only to have Bill Clinton avoid the politically unpopular but historically feasible act of dominating them once their economy had collapsed. Notice the crowd doesn't blame him for this -- they're too busy being trendy and talking about how much they don't like George W. Bush because he, OMFG, started a war, and we all know wars are bad (and never, never necessary). Reagan, as a reaction to the reaction to World War II, set off the reaction to reaganism that speed metal empowered, which in turn became so oppressive in trying to deny realism that it prompted the fantastic, Romantic, idealistic, fascist-realist (and often Nazi) response of black metal. At that point, metal ran out of external targets that were temporal, because now it was playing with the eternal questions of philosophy. That's the point from which it will grow in the future.

Reagan's influence is still with us. Some bands, like Napalm Death, have never stopped blurting out the dogma of late 1980s liberalism, even as their audience comes to regard them as a curiosity. Others, like Queensryche, remain popular for having put into metaphor the fears we all had of those days. More people now are relaxed on Reagan, as they will be on Bush II, because they see how intense a problem potential nuclear conflict really was. We may yet learn not to conflate the leader with the situation in which he or she must rule, but so far, there's not a sign of that in the larger masses.

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Why cultural revolutions are superior

Tuesday 06 January 2009 at 08:46 am If you've got eyes, and a functioning brain, and the kind of warlike disposition that likes to put things into functioning order, you know: this society has become calcified, and stopped striving for abstract goals, preferring instead to divide up the material wealth among its people in ever-tighter circles of bicker.

One example is the arts. Genres stop producing more than a handful of really great objects, and produce instead many thousands of "OK - it'll do" ones. This happens because as soon as something starts succeeding, all the people who want part of it but could not produce its greatness rush in to divide up the material wealth among themselves. This pattern happens over and over again.

To be a good metal band, you need to make lots of MySpace friends, cultivate buddies in labels and magazines, and make music that sounds roughly like everything else. That will get you success, temporarily, but not greatness. Your work will fade away because there is nothing abstract -- a pattern that can be applied in any time -- about it.

It's the same with writing. Get your MFA, make buddies in the literary magazines, and crap out another story about a lost person with a dark hidden secret who discovers some external way of facing this past, and is forced to become aware and finds uplifting happiness. Easy? Yes, it's a formula. Profound? No.

There are parallels to this in film, where you must do the indie circuit with some dark, edgy and depressing movie that everyone agrees is profound but no one wants to watch again. Academia? Find some trivial idea and make it seem like the key to the universe. Now you're a success.

When an individual of sound body, mind and disposition sees this, the temptation is to throw the baby out with the bathwater, declare anarchy and burn all previous work. Anyone who thinks more than a step ahead of themselves knows why anarchy fails: by destroying the idea of order, along with the dead order, it reduces society to a lowest common denominator, and almost always restores the type of abuse it complained about. This is why revolutions fail. It's why France went from feudal aristocracy to crass commercial oligarchy in one generation. It's why the people in Cuba, despite a revolution, are still earning $17 a month. It's why the United States went from complaining about freedom from Great Britain to having its own Alien and Sedition acts to suppress dissenters within a handful of decades. Entropy occurs and the solution is not more radical entropy.

There is an exception afforded by civilization: a cultural revolution.

These can take the form of art, philosophy or even customs. Their aim is to change the abstract goal of a society, not its methods. They work because when the underlying assumptions are changed, the way people aim their current methods changes. Over time, the methods evolve toward a greater state of organization and effectiveness as a result.

Black metal and death metal are an artistic revolution that was first obscure, and now is big. One reason we struggle here to find the best is so that we preserve its legacy accurately and deliver a realistic portrait of what its artists believed. The practical reason for this is so that a cultural revolution can occur, subverting old and dead paradigms and replacing them with more realistic -- more adapted, for you Charles Darwin fans -- ones.

If you think our reviews are harsh, think about why. You have one life. You have limited time. If not now, in the future. You only have time for the best. You don't need filler; you need music and art that drives your spirit to greater heights. You don't need "uplifting" or "realism," which are basically two sides of the same coin (feeling strong emotion through delusional easy answers or negativity encouraging you to do nothing). You need a battle cry.

It's the mission of this site to preserve, nurture and encourage the best of that battle cry so your time is rewarded and you can participate in the greatest change of civilization in your time. We see no reason to bloviate over the failings of the past, or over the mixed fortunes of metal now. We see a point in holding high the best of past and present and looking toward the future.

Join us.

Heavy metal misrepresented in media

Friday 02 January 2009 at 9:48 pm

The problem with heavy metal, Malcolm says, is that the mainstream media misrepresented it for years.

"Every time the mainstream media used to cover it in the 70s and 80s, it was done from the point of view that 'this is weird, we don't understand it, we're going to go away not understanding it but we're going to present it to you anyway,'" he says.

Heavy metal was painted as the dark preserve of working class men who wore denim and leather and were, for the most part, sexist. That's even before you take into account accusations of devil worship and Satanism leveled at the genre by Christian activists in the 80s.

CNN


Our modern society is spotless and clean, technology and fair, even and balanced. We don't need this insurgent rush of naturalistic emotions and this affirmation of power. We want no power! We want no imbalance! We want everything to exactly the same, so we can control it and keep it away from us. Heavy metal... that's dirty, it must be for losers.

Sadistic Metal Reviews 12-29-08

Monday 29 December 2008 at 07:26 am

Lubricant - Nookleptia (1992)

After the initial solidification of the the sound of death metal (1988-1990) a number of up-and-coming bands caused it to, like the dendritic expansion of a leafed branch, to explore every possible combination with past elements and stylistic possibility. Among the products of that tendency was Finland's Lubricant, who sound like a progressive death metal band hybridized with hardcore punk under the direction of a hard rock conductor. Like countrymen Sentenced produced on Amok, these bouncy songs use a melodic core to create two-part expansions, bouncing between not call and response but hypothesis and counterpoint. Riffing makes extensive use of dissonant chords, some voicings in contexts familiar in both black metal and emo, and strip death metal riffs of much of the downstrum-empowered, recursive rhythm complexity so that they ride on a few notes and the rhythms of their presentation like a hardcore band. Although goofy experimentation like spoken and sung vocals in opposition to death growls are now rarities, in part thanks to the overuse of this technique by dreaded nu-metal bands, they occur here with enough ingenuity to be presumed innocent and not MTV in intent. Yet style is only half of a band; the melodies and rhythms here are simple but unencumbered and often beautiful in their spiralling cycle around a fragment of vision, in a way reminiscent of both Ras Algethi and Discharge. They are not quite decisive enough to encapsulate the sensation of a generation or era as some of the greater bands did, but they achieve a powerful observational facility from the periphery. My guess is that this band was overlooked because of its bouncy hard rock rhythm and its tendency to structure songs around breakdowns that filter through past riffs like computer code comparing arrays and finally reduce to a simple riff measurably more poignant than its counterparts. In other words, this is not only unfamiliar ground for death metal listeners, but is less discretely concise like beaded water sliding down plastic sheeting, and therefore, harder to identify and appreciate.



Bethzaida - Nine Worlds (1996)

In both guitar tone and composition this resembles Eucharist with a death metal sense of percussion and tempo, spindly melodic lead lines arching through a rhythm to enforce it in offset, but borrows from the short-lived "dark metal" genre that was transitional between death and black (its most persistent artifact is the first Darkthrone album): cyclic arpeggiated riffs give way to either racing fire of chromatic progressions or looser, short melodies repeated at different intervals in the scale comprising the foundation of each piece. Like Dissection, there is a tendency to etch out a dramatically even melody architected across levels of harmony, and then to curl it back around a diminishing progression to achieve closure; while this is effective, it must be used sparingly to avoid audience saturation with its effect, and it isn't here. What kept this band from the big time might indeed be something similar, which is its tendency to set up some form of constant motion and, after descending into it, failing to undergo dynamic change. Much of its phrasing celebrates symmetry between resolution and inception, creating a squeaky clean obviousness that in metal unlike any other genre becomes tedious fast, and there is like Dissection a tendency to break a melodic scale into a counter direction and a counter to that, then regurgitate it in the dominant vector, then its opposite, then in turn its antithesis, producing a flow of notes that like a river bends in order to go straight. Zoom back on the scale function, and view the album as a whole: like most postmodern art, it is replacing lack of internal strength (encouragement toward self-sacrificial or delayed-gratification values, e.g. heroism and adventure) with a surplus of external embellishment, including flutes dressing up elaborate versions of tedious patterns and keyboards. Like Dissection it achieves a sheath of immersive aesthetic, and like Metallica (occasional similarities in chord progression) it maintains an internally resurgent energy, but when one peels back this externality, there is less of a compelling nature here than a flawless but overdone, directionless aesthetic.



Depression - Chronische Depression (1999)

Although aesthetically this band resembles a more dominating version of the early percussive death metal bands like Morpheus (Descends) or Banished, in composition it is most like grindcore: one thematic riff repeated unless interrupted by detouring counterpoints, then a series of breakdowns and transitions working back to the point of harmonic inception and rhythmic wrapper of the original riff. Like countrymen Blood this band specializes in the simple and authoritative in roaring noise, but musical development from repetition is even sparser and the anthemic factor of repeating a motif at different tempos and key-locations wears thin after some time. Undeniably, this band have talent and apply it well, but are limited by their conception of music to make sonic art that while forceful is so repetitive that few outside those who delight in the shock of its pure and total deconstruction of music will listen again to these mostly two-riff songs. Vocals are of the guttural alternation with shrieking whisper type and rather than counteracting this effect, bring it into prominence, but that seems to be the intent -- this band desire to become the unrelenting assault of early Napalm Death but with rigid and not "organic" chaotic structure, and thus they take a concept sometimes unknown and sometimes built as a subset of known variants (Dies Irae themes, monster movie music, old hardcore progressions) and hammer it home over a sequence of staggered tempos, interweaves with oppositional riffs, and rhythmic breaks. Underneath it all is the kind of sly iconoclasm and gleeful weirdness that comes naturally in times when one must be careful about which truths one tells unmasked. Probably this grinding death CD is the closest we will have in this era to an updated version of DRI/COC-style thrash, and true to this form, it incorporates a number of figures from hardcore music. This will not be for everyone and will not be heard every week, but for an approach to this ultra-deconstructed style, Depression are one of the better efforts on record.



Phlegethon - Fresco Lungs (1992)

Many of the early contributors to death metal were heavy metal fans who wanted to avoid the sickening glossy vocals, dramatic love songs, and moronically one-dimensional aesthetic of heavy metal, so they incorporated the aesthetic and artistic direction of death metal, but underneath made music that could compete with Van Halen if applied to FM radio. Phlegethon is one such act; like "Symphony Masses: Ho Drakon Ho Megas" from Therion, this is a heavy metal album that uses the riff salad wrapped around a narrative thematic development of death metal, accented with keyboards and unusual song structures, to create epic music that eschews the mainstream cheese. Each song is gyrationally infectious and yet understated, like throwing the grenade of an irresistible rhythm into a room and then skipping down the hall whistling (one track deliciously parodies techno). Keyboards guide the root notes of power chords but vary harmony for conclusion or emphasis. Song structures bend out of introductory material into a sequence of candidates for introduction or transition to verse and chorus, and the result is an architectural feel like that of fellow Finns Amorphis as the listener progresses between riffs of different shape and sonic impact, like a flash of light outlining the features of a vast room -- similarly, there are lengthy offtime melodic fretruns highlighting descending power chord riffs as that band also used to great effect. Admirably, drums migrate through layers which silhouette the current riff in contrast and foreshadow adept tempo changes; vocals are low guttural death growls that stretch themselves to the point of fragmentation, spearing the beat in each phrase and decaying after each emphatic syllable to create a reference frame of surreal incomplete rhythm. The rampant creativity and pulsingly infectious rhythms of this CD give it presence which so powerfully hints at a more complete musical language that the intrusions of heavy metal-derived music often seem like dilutions, but it is clear from even this glimpse that the world missed out on the future evolution of this band.



Avathar "Where Light and Shadows Collide" (CD, 2006)

A cross between In Battle and Summoning, this band attempts to make epic music but in the uptempo style of black metal such as Mayhem or Abigor. Like The Abyss, this band wield such a lexicon of technique that tendencies in their music become evident early on and seem repetitive by the end of the album. For background listening it is preferrable to the disorganized noise and posing produced by the black metal underground, but one wonders if this is not like most art in the modern time good with technique/appearance but poor at confronting the inner world of meaning.



Order From Chaos "Dawn Bringer" (Shivadarshana Records, 1994)

At the nexus of several rising conceptual directions in underground music, Order From Chaos fuses them sublimely into a subconscious manipulation by music that remains stranded in the older generations of punk and metal by its refusal to integrate longer melodies; it is pure rhythmic pattern and song structure, a Wagnerian demonstration of a course of thought developed through the sensation represented by riffs that like scenes guide listeners through the acts of the drama. It is this theatrical sense that interrupts the verse-chorus spiralling of riffs layered with accompaniment of increasing intensity from drums and vocals and bass, with songs dropping to moments of presentation and equalization when forward action ceases and a quietude of sorts drops over the action. In this, like early Krieg, the music is an improvisational theatre acting out the raw id of human experience when that experience represents those brainy enough to see how modern society and its assumptions (order, legality, morality) are completely bankrupt, but it is a scream of protest and not, as is needed, a counter-construction. Thus while no piece of this is in error, the whole is discohesive and with a good augmentation could become far better; among Nationalist bands (it is fair to note allusions to nationalism on this record, with "Die Fahne Hoch" making an appearance on track two) Skrewdriver remains pre-eminent because they wrote melodic, expressive -- while as cheesy, overblown and dramatic as those from the Ramones or the Sex Pistols -- songs that gave people something to live for as much as a knowledge of what is lacking in our world. With luck in future albums, this band will approach structure with as much pure energy as they unleash here. Track fourteen (Golgotha) contains a riff tribute lifted from the nether moments of "Reign in Blood."



Vordven "Woodland Passage" (CD, 2000)

Hearing this album is like running into Boston and screaming "The British are coming!" in 2006: completely irrelevant. A mixture of old Emperor and Graveland stylings, it is perfectly competent but by emulating the past, both fails to uphold that spirit and precludes itself from finding its own direction. We don't need new styles; we don't need "progress"; we do need music that has some idea of what it wants to communicate, and can make that experience meaningful. This sounds like retro or a coverband in that everything is bureaucratically plotted: after the keyboard interlude comes the pre-theme, then the main theme, then break for demonic scream and drum battery to drive it all home. Clearly better musicians than many of the original bands, Vordven are lesser artists and thus have less of interest to give us. It feels less dishonest to listen to Muzak versions of Metallica hits from the 1980s.



Warhorse "Warhorse" (CD, 2000)

Sounding like a hybrid between old Confessor and middle-period Motorhead, Warhorse is a rock band playing doom metal with a sensibility for both slow pumplike riffs over which vocals suddenly slow, causing a relative shift that makes the entire song seem to stand still, and the type of pick-up transitions and breakdowns for which both Motorhead and death metal bands are famous. In the sense of bands like Saint Vitus or Cathedral this band is intensely mated to the rock culture and its dramatic self identity, adding over it high pitched vocals that sound like a whisky-soaked Sigur Ros in an Alabama bar. For this reviewer it is a question of relevance: what does one need express in this style that would take a band beyond the level of background music for a local bar? However, among those who undertake this format, Warhorse keeps a sense of style and intensity, even if by appropriately keeping its horizons forshortened in the ambition department.



Revenge "Victory. Intolerance. Mastery." (Osmose, 2004)

Although in fundamentally the same style as previous releases, the latest from Revenge improves upon it by simplifying the chaotic stew of impulses diverging into every conceivable direction, therefore achieving a greater coherence and thus listenability. That being said, the same problems that plague previous releases are here: distracting directionless percussion, riff salad, a tendency to deconstruct without a replacement ideal. However, by dropping all but the most necessary elements of their music, Revenge have come closer to making an expressive black metal album.



Ankrehg "Lands of War"

Oh, neat: someone hybridized Impaled Nazarene with Gorgoroth and made a band that balances between sawing punk riffs and trills of melodic scale fretruns. Having mastered that technique, this band was left neurotic and clueless as they attempted to find a direction; barring that, they settled on a generalized path and threw everything but the kitchen sink into it, creating songs that leap at every conceivable point of the compass but seize nothing. Their technique is to distract the listener with this constant stream of chaos and hope it is not noticed as irrelevant; with this reviewer, it was, and thus the listening session ended. Worse than shit, this is confusion masquerading as profundity.



Revenge "Triumph. Genocide. Antichrist." (Osmose, 2003)

Whenever one is handed a piece of music or writing, it makes sense to ask, "What are the artistic aims of this work?" Art does not exist in a vacuum, much as conversation does not; there has to be some joy in it, something shared between listener and creator. Revenge is blasting drums that chase a pace with successive lapses and then catch-up intensifying speed, harsh harmonized vocals that surge overhead like rainbows of oil in floodwaters, and riffs of often high quality; like the first Krieg album however, it arrays these in an incoherent order which results in the stream of consciousness sensation without imparting greater wisdom of any form. As such, this album is a stepping back from what black metal achieved, which was an arch grace and continuity in expressing a meaning to darkness, and a descent into the disorganized deconstructionism that denotes modern grindcore (as if to underscore this, the drumming here is highly reminiscent of Derek Roddy's work on Drogheda's "Pogromist"). To communicate breakdown, one does not portray breakdown in its literal form, necessarily - here we see good raw material - powerful percussion, adroit riffcraft - converted into a melange of confusion by its lack of deliberation and planning. No single part of it has anything wrong with it. The whole is a death of ambition, of heroism, of tragedy and meaning.



Vinterland "Welcome My Last Chapter" (2003)

This band is like The Abyss a template of black metal technique recombined around the most fundamental songwriting techniques, but to that mixture it adds lifts from Gorgoroth and Sacramentum to make it a flowing but gracefully intricate and arcane metal style. Nothing here is bad and it listens well, but it manages less suspension of disbelief than The Abyss (first album; the second one is random riffs and screaming) because although its songs are well-written and flow expertly it is hard to find a statement to any of them; what are they about? They're about being melodic black metal songs. Undoubtedly Vinterland is far better than almost all of what has been called "melodic black metal" since 1996, but it's only because our standards have fallen that such a band is construed as good listening. Preferrable would be a simpler more honest band trying to communicate an experience rather than partake of membership; in this Vinterland and Deathspell Omega are similar in that while both are at the top of their genre in formal ability, neither captures the essence of this music because they are trying to be the music, not trying to be something that ultimately will express itself in music. Hoarse whispery Dimmu Borgir vocals dive and glide over sheeting melodic guitar riffs, replete with fast fretruns and descending arpeggiations; the band know when to break from meaty riffs into calming simplicity like a ship exiting rapids. Those familiar with black metal history will hear lifts from Ancient, Dimmu Borgir, Sacramentum, The Abyss, Satyricon and Sacramentum, as well as hints of At the Gates and later Emperor. It is not badly done, but that's not the point: this CD never takes any direction but tries to use summarizes of past paths as a condensed variety show of black metal; while it is an enjoyable listen the first time, it does not hold up as these other bands have, as there is nothing to center all of this technique and its moments of beauty, creating the impression of a sequence of distractions instead of deliberate craftsmanship helping to reveal a secret beneath the skin.



Regredior "Forgotten Tears" (Shiver Records, 1995)

This band of highly talented musicians have created an album that is half excellence and half disaster by focusing too much on individual instruments, and thus failing to organize songs by composition instead of playing, have been forced to rely on stitching together disconnected pieces of music with two-part attention span grabbers: a repeated pattern to seize attention, and then a pause and an "unconventional" response to fulfil that expectation. If that is a desired compositional style, one wonders why this band did not simply make grunge music and derive actual profit from the endeavor? They mean well and play well -- the acoustic instrumentals here are beautiful, many of the riffs top-notch in the slumberlike earthmoving simplicity of older Therion, and concepts for songs are great -- but the final product is marred by its own showiness and awkward assimilation of different musical impulses. Squeals, offtime drum hits, dissonant guitar fills and rhythmic jolts do not move compelling music along; they advance by inches and drain away the energies that allow bands to make the world-redefining musical statements required for songs to be distinctive and expressive enough to be great. For those who like later Carcass, this band utilizes many of the same techniques and has similar technicality.



Sombrous "Transcending the Umbra" (CD, 2005)

Imagine Biosphere executed with the sensibilities of Dead Can Dance: the same implications of melody in sonic curve rising to full volume and then pulsing like a wave before disappearing to form a cycle, with songs arising from the piling of successive layers at offset rhythms on top of one another. It is slow, percussionless, delicate, and in part thanks to the heavy reverberations used, as melancholic as the echo of one's lonely voice in an abandoned cellar. The more style-heavy music gets and the farther it gets from something that can be easily played on one or two acoustic instruments, paradoxically, the easier it gets to create once one has mastered aesthetic, and if this music has a weakness it is the tendency to use four-note melodies as the basis of a song and only occasionally complement them with others. Biosphere helpfully used found melodies and instrumentals of greater detail to do this; Sombrous could actually go further within their own aesthetic and layer keyboards as they have but give them more to play than rising or falling modal lines. It would also help to even further vary the voices/samples used here, as too many echoed stringplucks or keyboard throbs start to sound the same; sometimes, one slips too far into the mood generated and boredom sets in. Yet there is something undeniable here in both aesthetic and composition, in that unlike almost all "ambient" releases from the underground this has grace and a sense of purpose that unites these tracks into a distinct musical entity. It is not unwise to watch this band for future developments.



Emit/Vrolok "Split"

Emit is ambient soundscapes made from guitar noise, sampled instruments and silences; it is good to see this band branch out into a greater range and artistic inspiration, but they would do well to remember the listener should be both learning and enjoying the experience of listening: what differentiates art from philosophy is that art is made to be a sensual tunneling through knowledge, where philosophy is a description of knowledge. Vrolok is of the Krieg/Sacramentary Abolishment school of fast noisy guitars over drums that outrace themselves and then catch up with flying chaotic fills. Nothing is poorly executed, but this recording seems to be an artist's impression of what his favorite bands would do; there are some nice touches like background drones and bent-string harmonics of a sickening nature, but to what end? If black metal has another generation it's not going to be in retrofitting the past in form, but in resurrecting the past in content, even if all the aesthetics are (like with the early Norse bands) garbage Bathory/Hellhammer ripoffs.



Nightbringer "Rex Ex Ordine Throni"

This is a competent black metal release with a Darkthrone/Graveland hybrid melodic guitar playing style, kettledrum flying battery in the Sacramentary Abolishment canon, vocals like later Dimmu Borgir and composition that, like that of Satyricon, assembles all of the correct elements but does not understand melody intuitively enough to keep the illusion going. If this band delved more deeply into composition and had something to say, this CD would be one of the best of the year because its aesthetic formula is perfect, but its melodies go nowhere and barely match harmonic expectation between phrases, when they're not outright symmetrical and blatantly obvious; in short, it falls apart when one goes deeper than skin-level. If an ambitious melodic thinker gets transplanted into this band or its members grow in that direction (a big leap), it will be a major contribution.



Polluted Inheritance "Ecocide" (CD, 1992)

This is one of those CDs that came very close and with a little more focus and depth of thought could have been a classic of the genre. It is death metal in a hybrid style that includes jaunty post-speed metal expectant rhythms, such that incomplete rhythmic patterns provide a continuity through our anticipation of the final beat established through contrast of offbeats as necessary, and sounds as a result somewhere between Exhorder and Malevolent creation, with verse riffs that resemble later work from Death. Songs operate by the application of layers of instrumentation or variation on known riff patterns in linear binary sequence, driven by verse/chorus riffs and generally double bridges that convey us from the song's introduction to the meat of its dispute to a final state of clarity. Probably too bouncy for the underground, and too abrasive for the Pantera/Exhorder crowd, this CD is very logical and analytic to the point that it makes itself seem symmetrical and obvious. With luck this band will continue writing, and will offer more of the ragged edge of emotion or concept which could make this a first-class release.



The Tarantists "demo 2004" (CD, 2004)

From the far-off land of Iran comes a band with a new take on newer styles of metal. Incorporating influences from Metallica, progressive and jazz-influenced heavy metal, and some of the recent grunge-touched modern metal, the Tarantists render something true both to themselves and to metal as an ongoing musical culture. Prominent jazzy drums lead riffs that are not melodic in the "style" of constant melodic intervals popular with cheesy Sentenced-ripoff bands, but use melodic intervals at structural junctures in riffs that smoothly branch between phrasal death metal styled riffs and bouncy recursive heavy metal riffs. Over this lead guitar winds like a vine and favors the bittersweet sensation of melodies that decline in harmonic spacing until they trail off in melted tendrils of sound; riffing is most clearly influenced by the NWOBHM style hybridized with speed metal's adept use of muffled and offtime strums to vary up what are otherwise harmonically static riffs. The Tarantists can achieve this melding of motion-oriented and pure rhythm riffing through their tendency to change song structure rapidly after having made their point, such that listening to this resembles going between different parts of a complex city, climbing stairs and finally entering a destination, then jumping back in the car for a manic deviation to another location. Highly listenable, this is impressive work for a demo band and represents a brighter future for metal than the kneejerk tedium of nu-metal or the repetition of past glories offered blankfacedly by the underground. It is unabashedly musical, and takes pride in interlocking melodic bass and lead guitar lines that exchange scale vocabularies as freely as rhythm. The only area that seems unresolved are the gruff Motorhead-style vocals, which might be either updated or discarded for pure singing, as there's enough sonic distance within this work to support such a thing. The clearest influences here are Iron Maiden and Metallica, but a familiarity with recent metal of almost every genre is also audible. Of the recent demos sent this way, this is the one most likely to gain repeated listening because it focuses on music first and aesthetics second.



Beyond Agony "The Last of a Dying Breed" (CD, 2005)

Trying to mix the high-speed melodic riffing of black metal with the thunderous bassy trundle of mainstream death metal/nu-metal riffing, this band produce something that sounds like Acid Bath without the variation or singing, and resembles Pantera in its tendency to match riffs with clear poised expectant endphrases to rapped vocals and shuffle drumming. It's a variation on a pattern seen many times before. It's impossible to tell what kind of musical ability exists in these musicians because these riffs are rhythmic and aharmonic, since their melodic trills exist only to emphasize the E-chord noodling at the low end. Some Meshuggah fans might appreciate this, as might the hordes of people who think Slipknot and Disturbed are OK, but to an underground death metal fan there's nothing here. These guys are clearly professional and have studied all of the other offerings in the field, and mixed in enough melody to distinguish themselves, and clearly these songs hold together better than your average nu-metal, but when one picks a dumbshit conception of music -- which really, the entire Pantera/nu-metal genre is: music for morons to bounce around to while working off their frustration at having their democratic right to be spoiled and bratty constrained by reality -- one limits oneself to making things that no matter how smart they get, have the dominant trait of being aimed at supporting and nurturing stupidity. I might even wax "open-minded" if I didn't know that devolving metal into pure angry, pointless, rhythmic ranting has been the oldest tendency of the genre, and one that always leads it astray, because bands that do this have no way of distinguishing between each other except aesthetic flourishes and therefore end up establishing a competition on the basis of external factors and not composition. Some riffs approach moments of beauty but tend to come in highly symmetrical pairs which demand bouncy stop-start rhythms to put them into context. It's all well-executed, but it's standard nu-metal/late Pantera, with touches of Iron Maiden and Slayer. Should we care? Some of the celebrities who paid tribute to the late guitarist of Pantera/Damageplan noted that he had the ability to play well beyond the style which he'd chosen; it sounds like the same thing is evident here, and that seems to me a tragedy, because this style is so blockhead it absorbs all of the good put into it in its desire to provide a frustration condom for burnt-out suburban youth.



Fireaxe "Food for the Gods" (CD, 2005)

If you've ever wished that old-style heavy metal would be just a little less effete and self-obsessed, and take the literal attitude that hardcore punk had toward the world but give it that grand lyricism for which metal is famous, you might find a friend in Fireaxe. It's low-tech, with basic production without the touches of tasty sound that make big studio albums so richly full, and it is often a shade short of where it needs to be in content - often repetitive or too basic in the logic that connects sections, as if it suffers from a surfeit of symmetry brought about by too much logical analysis - but it is what heavy metal could be if it grew up, somewhere between Mercyful Fate and Queensryche and Led Zeppelin, an epic style with a desire to be more of a kingshearth bard than a stadium ego-star. Brian Voth does the whole thing, using electronics for percussion and his trusty guitar, keyboards and voice to pull it off. His voice is thin like his guitar sound, and his solos are clearly well-plotted but do not let themselves go into chaos enough; his use of keyboards is reminiscent of a sparing take on Emperor. This 3-CD set is an attempted historiography of humanity and its religious symbolism, with a cynical outlook on such things as originally perhaps healthy ideas gone perverse and become manipulators. "On Truth and Lies in a Non-Moral Sense"? Perhaps, but this is earthier; in true heavy metal form, "Food for the Gods" delights in the literal manifestations of spacy otherworldly "truths." Overall musical quality is high, and artistic quality is immaculate, but the CD is often designed less for the listener than to complete its thought cycle, and here it could use an edit; it is so analytical it is almost apoetic, and so literal it is almost a stab against symbolism itself (already in vogue for 90 years with the postmodernists, alas). My advice to Fireaxe would be to stop looking so deeply into causes and to start looking into spiritual solutions, e.g. to "sing" in the oldest sense of praising the beauty of life even in darkness, and lifting us up not into educated obligation but into ignorant but healthy spirits. Think of a bard singing by his cup of mead, looking for a way to console and encourage those who might on the morrow die in battlefields, all through the symbols, song and sense of ancient tales. This album could be cut to a single CD with proper editing gain some denseness and unpredictability it lacks; right now, although its patterns vary its delivery is of such an even mien that it is nearly predictable. The roots of excellent music are here, including Voth's creative and playful leads, but need discipline into a more advanced and yet less progressive form for Fireaxe to have the full range of voice it requires. It is a welcome diversion from the insincere and manipulative stadium metal, and the guilelessly fatalistic underground music that shadows it (although it will not admit it), and while it waxes liberal in philosophy, does not go toward the eunuch extreme of emo; the heart is behind the music, and the flesh is competent, but somehow, the soul has not yet lifted its wings and flown, yet sits contemplating the right flightpath in radiant detail.



Gnostic "Splinters of Change" (5 song demo, 2005)

Upon hearing of the reemergence of pioneering Atheist drummer Steve Flynn, my curiousity was piqued immediately. I'd always appreciated his slippery brilliance behind the kit, forever giving the impression of struggling not to become caught in the tornado of bizarre rhythmic patterns he himself was creating. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that thirteen years between major recordings and immersion within the materialistic modern-day workplace had not dulled his creativity. In fact, his refreshingly brazen yet occultish approach to rhythmic structuralization is very reminiscent of his previous output, a fact which initially inspired hope. Further, Gnostic is composed of talented players. Former Atheist vocalist Kelly Shaefer produced the album. A concern nags silently: can this band escape the shadow of its predecessor?

As it turns out, no. The band has missed the fundamentally esoteric application of that theory which lends such timelessness to Atheist; say what you will about such a loaded term as "populist" being utilized in musical review, but this is merely music written to "sound good" from a quasi-prog perspective. The musical framework has each component part of the equation stepping all over every other part to prove that the instrumentalists are capable, losing the transcendence which Atheist channeled through their controlled chaoticism. Gnostic is all over the map structurally, with Flynn doing everything he can to hold the ship together at the seams. There is no message here, other than one-dimensional instrumentalism. We've already heard these same songs from the same bands for fifteen years now. It seems to this reviewer that this demo chalks yet another victory up to Redundant Mediocrity over Art. Consume, consume, consume. - blaphbee



Therion "A'arab Zaraq Lucid Dreaming" (Nuclear Blast, 1995)

It's hell on metal bands who want to leave the underground. In trying to popularize their style, they usually kill whatever appeal it had, because those who enjoy their music have found truth somewhere in the alienation and whatever values the band managed to sustain under that assault. Further, the band usually confuse themselves, and end up prostrating themselves as whores, thus losing the respect of their fans. This CD is a collection of outtakes from Theli, a soundtrack and some Therion odds and ends that chronicle this band's descent into commerciality and simultaneous rise in the esteem of metal fans as a whole. The first two tracks represent everything disgusting about trying to make popular neoclassical music, in that they focus first on making foot-stomping crowd-pleasing music, and adorn it with bits of classical allusion and the like, creating in the end a carnival of confusion. The next track, "Fly to the Rainbow," is apparently a cover of an old Dio tune, which is amusing considering how similar it is to "The Way" from Therion's epic second album. This is followed by one of the cheesiest Iron Maiden covers ever, with overdone vocals drowning out the subtlety of the original, and a Running Wild
song that comes across as blockheaded, but is less dramatically re-enacted, and therefore is more welcome. It sounds very much like punk hardcore with a metal chorus. Next is an off-the-cuff cover of "Symphony of the Dead," from the second album as well, but its mix emphasizes the keyboards to the point where it becomes muzak. Good song, terrible version, and as fully meaningless as the Emperor keyboard-only Inno A Satana. The band have lost their grasp of what made their earlier material great, that it blended the raw and the beautiful, not that it standardized itself for radio airplay as this CD clearly does. All finesse is gone, all artistry, and what replaces it is the populist heavy metal mentality. There's no class to this, or self-respect, and while any of its elements are quite powerful, the whole is tediously directionless. This syndrome blights the remaining Therion tracks on this CD, which then takes us to the soundtrack portions - these are actually promising. Like a synthesis between Dead Can Dance and Summoning, these are wandering keyboard background musics that maintain a mood and are kept in check by the need to be less disruptively attention-seeking. Although plenty of cliches and obvious figures work their way into this music, it's clear that (were Swedes to control Hollywood) soundtracks are where the "new" Therion belong.



Aletheian "Dying Vine" (Hope Prevails, 2005)

This album demonstrates how if you mix great ingredients randomly, you end up with something disgusting. About half of the riffs on this album are excellent, and the sense of rhythm the band has is wonderful. But it's garish, gaudy and overblown. Like a metalcore band, they mix riffs in a merry-go-round of directionless ideas, never actually stating anything. In this case the riffs are of the melodic Swedish death metal meets technical speed metal style, with influences from "modern metal" and showboat heavy metal. Any one part of this could be great, but it says nothing and thus ends up being random elements stitched together in a circus show of diverse and incompatible fragments of ideas. Some goofy modern touches, like synthesized voices, put nails in the coffin. There's a lot to like here but the whole is not worth loving. My advice to these dudes: meditate and work on your band politics, because the raw material in this album if presented differently would be listenable, but right now it's a technical mash that has no artistic or aesthetic statement.



Harkonin "Sermons of Anguish" (Harkonin, 2005)

The good news is that Harkonin have good concepts, write good riffs, and understand something of gradual mood shifts. The bad news is that they compress this process, remove the anticipation, and hammer it out in repetitive endurance tests that hide the actual talent of the members of this band. None of the elements are bad; in fact, they're far above average, and the band has an aesthetic vision - the CD skirts metalcore but incorporates some of the newer urban and rock influences into metal - that outpaces most of their contemporaries. However, they need to find some inner calm, and let it out slowly, and discover the poetry of their own vision, as right now, this album is unrelenting violence that becomes perceived as a single unchanging texture because of its emotional disorganization. Luckily this experienced band has time to take some of their more intense moments of riffing and put them at the end of each song, then re-arrange the other riffs (and maybe develop them by another layer, meaning for each good riff, split out two complementary ones that can resolve into it, Suffocation style) to lead up to that point. If they do that, they will be on the path toward conveying meaning through their music - right now, what it conveys is abrasion, and too much of that will pass in the listener's mind into a sense of unchanging mood.



Dug Pinnick "Emotional Animal" (Magna Carta, 2005)

Former King's X member comes out with new album. Any guesses? It sounds like a heavier, groovier King's X, which seems to be an attempt to make metal sound more like rock music. It's jazzy and funky, and has some grunge-meets-prog metal riffing, but on the whole, the composition is the same stuff that gets played on the radio. Pinnick would do better applying his talents to something fully proggy like Gordian Knot.



Aphotic/Dusk "Split" (Cursed Productions, 2005)

Like most releases from Cursed Productions, this CD showcases regular guy songwriting enclosed in an unusual form. Aphotic is a fusion of soundtrack doom metal like My Dying Bride and Katatonia, fused with a progressive edge like that of Gordian Knot, creating a listenable package with plenty of depth to its instrumentation. Many of these riffs sound like something borrowed from a Graveland album, but on top of the basic guitar, flourishes of lead guitar and synthesized instruments accent the dominant theme, as does offbeat guitar playing with an emphasis on the internal rhythms for which metal is famous. Although these songs generate a great deal of atmosphere, and are at heart hook-laden and listenable to an extreme, they may be too sentimental for progressive rock fanatics and too straightforward for early 1990s black metal fans. An underpinning of old-fashioned foot-stomping heavy metal may make these popular in the contemporary metal audience, and if there's any criticism here, it's that this band could give their instrumentalism greater reign. Dusk, on the other hand, is a much clearer fusion of doom metal and classic heavy/power metal, with growling voices guiding bouncy riffs to their targets. It is proficient but on the whole not fully developed enough to either have its own voice or rise above metal cliche, but it is inoffensive listening especially for one who wouldn't mind being locked in a room with Cathedral and Prong re-learning their formative material.



Odious Sanction "Three Song Demo" (2005)

These few cuts from the upcoming album "No Motivation to Live" feature the talents of Steve Shalaty, now drumming for Immolation, but that's about the whole of their appeal. Much like his work in Deeds of Flesh, Shalaty's percussion is ripe with a precision interplay between double bass and an ongoing breakdown of fills, but the music over it is numbingly empty of anything but relentless interrupted cadence rhythm. Somewhere between metalcore and deathgrind, it lacks most dimensions of harmony and any of melody, resulting in a whirring and battering mechanistic noise that offers little to the experienced listener.



Emit "A Sword of Death for the Prince" (2005)

The microgenre of blacknoise is what happens when one fuses the abrasive Beherit-style cacophonous assault of minimal black metal and the droning sonic collages of acts like Mz. 412 or Claustrum. Where this CD is excellent are the moments when being shockingly extreme and unlistenable are forgotten, and overlapping patterns of melodic or textural fragments knot the listener into moods of darkness and contemplation. Here, Emit has found an outlet for its style, as the guitar is liberated from rigid hardcore/black metal style riffing and can focus on the mournful and regal use of ambient, repetitive melody, hiding it amongst distorted voices and sampled aural experiences of modern life. The pretenses of black metal should be discarded, as this release has more in common with Tangerine Dream and Godflesh than anything else. If this reviewer has anything to suggest, it is that this band not hold itself back, but plunge forward in the direction it is exploring, and use its dense layers of sonorous noise-guitar and vocals to develop a sense of melody and composition, as that is the strength of both this band and non-instrumental music in general, and -- well, nothing's been "shocking" for some time.



P - The Larch Returns (Music Abuse, 2005)

As metal continues, like a snowball rolling over open ground it assimilates all that went before it and thrusts it forward in recombinations hoping to find another powerful aesthetic voice for the eternal metal spirit (which also picks up details, but rarely additions, to its sense of being). P is the side project of Alchemy member P and can be described as a black metal-informed death-doom band, with influences primarily in the Asphyx and Cianide camp with touches from Paradise Lost and Master. Its strengths are its booming, bassy, cinderblock-simple riffs that thunder through repetition in a trancelike resonance. Where many simple riffed bands can be irritating, these are sustaining. Songs move from one perspective to a final response to it without ado because the goal of this music is to carve tunnels of explosive sound through the rock face of silence, enacting mood more than drama. P needs to work on its rhythmic transitions and vocals, the former being stiff and the latter overacted; the local-band style of shout/rasp does nothing for a listener who might prefer to not be reminded of vocals at all should the question arise. Influence might also be gained by pacing riffs, especially introductory ones, differently to radically offset each other and effect a smoother convergence of forces. Three songs are of solid death/doom, and then there's junk -- an Aldo Nova cover that is unconvincing, a duet with a young girl that is amusing, and a comic song about baseball that dilutes the mood -- but this is followed by a final instrumental that is beautiful like an unfocused eye, being a careless-sounding collection of sounds so natural that it is both unnoticed and profound in its emotional impact. Should this band ever decide to take a direction and master it, they will be a potent force in the death/doom field.



Alchemy - Alchemy (Alchemy, 2004)

Reminiscent of Abyssic Hate and Xasthur and I Shalt Become, Alchemy creates Burzum-styled ambient drone in a song format that seems inspired by Dark Funeral more than anything else. It is elegant and embraces the listener but beyond getting into said mood, goes nowhere: it is not directionless but each song is monodirectional to the point it might not be said to be a narrative or even statement as much as observant glimpse. If this band wishes to go to the next level, it needs to divide the formative material of each song into two parts, and layer the first one for 2/3 of the song until an apex, at which point it can switch into the conclusion for the last third and be more effective and satisfying to a listener. Far from incompetent, it is best viewed as something in transition.

One Liners



Toil - Demo I

Slick in ability and appearance but boring as rocks except for the enlightening, faithful, identical cover of Graveland's "Thurisaz."

Cannibal Corpse - Kill

A formula continuing the tradition of getting more like rap music and Six Feet Under, so is basically like every other Cannibal Corpse album. That alone is reason to avoid it, unless you like music designed to coordinate the head motions of retarded children being electrocuted.

Introduce others to real death metal

Friday 26 December 2008 at 09:05 am I was talking with a friend about death metal. His complaint was: much of what he heard was very repetitive between songs and did not seem to come to a clear point of focus; in other words, it was like longer punk songs. This reminds me of how in 1994 or so the term "riff salad" was pejorative, before the overindulgence of metalcore made it seem like a compliment.

As a result, I came up with this small list of works to introduce people to death metal. There's a lot of overlap with a "best of," but this list is designed specifically to pick good introductions that in most cases represent the peaks of the bands who created them:

1. Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
2. Deicide - Legion
3. Therion - Beyond Sanctorum
4. Atheist - Unquestionable Presence
5. Morbid Angel - Blessed Are the Sick
6. Gorguts - The Erosion of Sanity
7. At the Gates - The Red in the Sky is Ours
8. Asphyx - Asphyx
9. Autopsy - Mental Funeral
10. Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
11. Immolation - Here in After
12. Cadaver - ...In Pains
13. Obituary - Cause of Death
14. Demilich - Nespithe
15. Cenotaph - Gloomy Reflections of Our Hidden Sorrows
16. Demigod - Slumber of Sullen Eyes

And for those transitioning from speed metal...

1. Slayer - Reign in Blood
2. Destruction - Infernal Overkill
3. Sepultura - Beneath the Remains
4. Rigor Mortis - Freaks

One aspect of this site is that we recognize that the truth is always more difficult than a partial truth designed to appease others through the appearance of good. As a result, you don't find lists like this in the media; the authors always throw in their buddies or friends or people their publisher would like to co-promote. This is a list of quality music for people who take their time seriously and don't want to throw it away on boring or uninspiring crap.

About our use of language

Friday 05 December 2008 at 2:21 pm Some have found the vocabulary, phrasing, etc. in our reviews to be a bit much. Here's an alternate viewpoint:


One aspect of his generosity was that he did not simplify himself. This was partly because he sought to influence the influencers -- to make conservatism morally and intellectually defensible in the elite circles where it wasn't. He was after converts in high places.

But he paid the masses the compliment of taking their intellects seriously. He talked to them the way he talked to everyone. He dazzled them with his never-ending vocabulary, and I think this actually helped them understand what he said: They had to make sense of it before reacting.

Nat'l Review on William F. Buckley, Jr.


I'm not comparing us to this writer except to point out that if you see a big word, it's an invitation to learn it, and by implication, the belief that you can learn it and enjoy seeing it used well.

Metal Authors

Wednesday 03 December 2008 at 8:19 pm Interviews with two metal journalists/authors posted December 3, 2008:

Ian Christie (author of Sound of the Beast and Bazillion Points (publisher) head)

Daniel Ekeroth (author of Swedish Death Metal)

Nice to see literate people writing about metal.

Sadistic Metal Reviews 11-21-08

Friday 21 November 2008 at 7:51 pm

Deeds of Flesh - Of What's to Come

While I may not like listening to the outcome 100% of the time, especially given the strikingly moronic introduction, I really like what Deeds of Flesh are doing here. Instead of becoming a generic mix like others, they are mixing technical death metal with progressive metal, coming up with something that sounds like Suffocation, Cynic and Necrophagist thrown into a blender. However, the unique Deeds of Flesh flavor asserts itself as the sinew that ties together these influences -- the use of fast scales and melodic playing of the same patterns at different intervals to effect i