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Heavy Metal CDs
Or, How to Order From the Old Underground
Metal music represents one face of a complex underground culture in which information is distributed through an informal system of human connections. For this reason finding how to locate, compare and purchase metal is highly difficult. The Dark Legions Archive research staff have compiled a few ideas on how to locate metal CDs and enjoy them.
1. Try before you buy using MP3 files. This is "natural selection": you pick the better music and shallow trends and garbage underground bands alike get ignored.
2. Never lose sight of the music itself. The guitar may sound a certain way, the vocals may sound better or worse, and you may be able to hear different instruments with varying degrees of accuracy - but, in all but the worst cases, you will be able to hear with veracity the tones and rhythms used to create the music itself - the abstract construction which is the understanding of music and life spoken in the language of metal as specific to the artist, genre, and song. Production is not music quality; the poetic nature of its composition and what it expresses is.
3. Try a local metal store and if it's not there, look up a mailorder distribution (or "distro") for metal CDs. Many metal record labels also operate mail orders both online and via postal catalog.
Free Heavy Metal CDs and DVDs
By partnering with labels, we are able to give away metal CDs and DVDs on a monthly basis. We do this as a service to fans and get nothing from it except periodic promo copies (who isn't a sucker for free Danzig videos?).
Tips for Mailordering Metal
1. If you insure your package, it will arrive or the post office will pay you back in 4-6 weeks.
2. Mail order labels offer a greater selection at lower prices, since they don't have to physically display their releases or pay for the overhead of a store.
3. Quite often, mail order distributors trade with the bands themselves, thus transferring fiscal resources closer to the generators of the music.
4. No matter where you live, there is some form of postal service that can deliver metal.
5. The magic of the postal system is that you send out a check one week, and the next week, metal arrives in the mail at just about the time you were feeling down and needed something to reinvigorate the fervor of life in your veins.
6. If you're worried about security, use a postal money order and send your package with electronic tracking.
Buying from Individuals
Although eBay has almost obliterated secondhand sales, there are still fanatics who like to trade or sell to each other. Despite being a fair amount of work, this is rewardingly free from most complexities of modern life and allows you to get stuff too obscure to make return on auction sites.
1. Ask about CD's that are for sale; if they are in "perfect" condition, it means no scratches; anything less requires explanation in case you will be unable to play those discs on your equipment.
2. Watch for the random but still present phantom sellers who take money and never send discs. If you ask around, there are a number of "bad trader" lists; much as black lists are a destructive factor in human relations, it's easier to avoid someone with a problem delivering than it is to support them so they may ripoff others.
3. Consider using a P.O. box or rental box unit to keep your home address separate when publishing your address on the net. Coupled with a money order, this affords reasonable anonymity.
4. Always confirm with an email the availability of a sale item before sending money.
5. When you find someone you trust to buy from, consider asking them to put you on a personal distribution list in case they sell again.
6. To avoid sending cash, use postal money orders - available for a cost of 85 cents at any post office in the US; these work like checks but must be filled out with sender/receiver name and addresses.
7. Expect to pay 60-70% of new price before tax for releases in perfect condition, and 30-40% for CD's in lesser condition.
8. Be patient - if you need your CD's immediately and can't wait, arrange for that with the seller beforehand.
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Sunday 29 June 2008 at 12:00 pm
Experienced underground metal guru Mike Riddick (Yamatu, Equimanthorn, The Soil Bleeds Black) has launched a for-profit MP3-based label that sells MP3s, and sends promotional MP3s to zines and radio shows -- but somehow, he's not worried about MP3s "ruining the music business."
Mike Riddick Interview
Saturday 28 June 2008 at 3:57 pm
Ajattara - Itse, Aepere and Kalmanto: this is like metal bands who have failed since time immemorial (or 1970, take your pick). It's a bunch of well-known riff forms stitched together with rhythm, and skinned in lush layered vocals, keyboards and samples. Musically, indistinguishable from 1970s heavy metal, even if it has a black metal and doom aesthetic. Reminds me of later Cemetary. I can't listen to this shit.
Anti - The Insignificance of Life: Great name, great album name, more black metal/rock combo. They have Gorgoroth-ish technique, but all polished and bouncy like later Ancient. It's hard to argue against as music, but as art, no presence and no direction.
Bergraven - Dodsvisioner: It's like Comecon mixed with later Samael, lots of interesting background noises, and stompy riffs. It's catchy but it has no soul. I am worried that all the metal with balls has died. Take Vicodin, relax. Bergraven still sucks.
Fanisk - Noontide: These guys get the Hitler sample in early, so you might feel obligated to keep listening. Like Dimmu Borgir, the best part is the keyboards between black metal parts, which remind me of Gorgoroth's "Under the Sign of Hell" -- a lot of blatant chromatics and basic melodic minor noodling. Do I fucking care? delete, delete
Forefather - Steadfast: Vikingish metal that reveals its roots in power metal. Lots of cool guitar parts that don't add up to much, a very cheesy aesthetic, and a style of fast flexible lead rhythm shifts that reminds me of Enslaved, In Battle and Kvist. More organized than most, musically the most impressive thing I've heard recently, but it adds up to an aesthetic pile of confusion that narrates itself on a wander and then comes back to safe ground, only to effectively trail off.
Gorath - Misotheism: How do they keep coming up with these plastic bands? They have no souls. This is paint-by-numbers rock-blackmetal, with lots of frilly adornments and absolutely no direction. Also sounds very emo-influenced, musically. It's like a carnival of distraction with a plodding heartbeat and an IQ test with more red ink than black on it. Yuck.
Thursday 26 June 2008 at 1:16 pm
A metal musician who is a teacher who was fired before ever setting foot in a classroom has lodged a discrimination complaint with Sweden's Ombudsman of Justice (JO).
"He based the dismissal on my participation in a hard rock band, something that couldn't be accepted by other staff, or by the student's parents," wrote Koverot in his complaint to JO.
"The contents of the band's lyrics conflict with the school's values," he told the newspaper.
Sweden fires teacher for metal beliefs (The Local)
Why would this surprise anyone?
You can't be fired for being a member of Islamic Jihad. You can't be fired for being from a radical Christian sect that believes in hypostatic union with the Lamb. You can't be fired for blaming other groups for the failures of your own. But you talk about metal and suddenly, people are afraid.
They're afraid because metal embraces ambiguity and a perspective wider than that of humans. Morality is a group agreement to keep us all in line, and it rests upon us taking certain anthrocentric opinions as perspectives as a form of reality more important than physical reality itself. Morality manifests itself in most religions or anything that, by serving the individual, agrees that all individuals must be served.
Metal: the last true dissident group. If you're in Sweden, give these people hell. We're trying to find an email address for the principal so we can send him a few metal DVD rips as a token of our appreciation.
Friday 13 June 2008 at 04:24 am
Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was gorgeousness and georgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise, silver-flamed and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again, crunched like candy thunder. It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a space ship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures. There were veeks and ptitsas laying on the ground screaming for mercy and I was smecking all over my rot and grinding my boot into their tortured litsos and there were naked devotchkas ripped and creeching against walls and I plunging like a shlaga into them. -- from A Clockwork Orange
The spirit of Beethoven is the Faustian: the beautiful emerging from the tormented, warlike and aggressive human soul that wants to make beautiful by imposing itself on life.
It's an impulse balanced by a detailed understanding of both life, and humans. It's as if the human is a computer, intaking life, and returning to life an answer it needs: an enhancement of beauty through exactly placed effort.
Like a partial redesign in each interaction.
 Some will attribute this spirit to specific groups, times or ideologies, but the fact remains that it is what motivates all of us who want more out of life. We want more beauty, and to that end, we struggle. We are never satisfied. We do not want comfort, we want greatness.
Metal has this contemplative spirit. Unlike rock music, which focuses on the karmic drama of the individual, it focuses on the whole of life as a large design made by blind watchmakers. It is a spirit of freedom from mental neurosis, a lack of fascination with the karmic, and a focus on order and beauty.
It is a form of worship for life; metal is perhaps the most religious popular music gets. It inherits the spirit of Ludwig van Beethoven and others like him, which is one where stillness of the soul is only found in Faustian rage for order.
Wednesday 11 June 2008 at 3:36 pm
Convicted murderer Varg Vikernes is too dangerous to be released into society, according to justice officials. Government critics fear that his background as an ideologically motivated church-burning arsonist, and his connections with neo-Nazi groups, are making it impossible for him to get a fair parole hearing.
"I can't understand it. They want me to make arrangements with social services, even though this is unnecessary. Must I be on welfare in order to be released? I have a house, a job and a family waiting for me," Vikernes told daily newspaper VG.
Vikernes denied parole
If they were metalheads, they'd see that an institutional appraoch to life doesn't work because we don't fit into neat and easy categories like "good" or "bad." Smarter kids like Vikernes especially. Considering his stated goal is making music and writing books, we have to view this as an act of censorship against metal.
Thursday 05 June 2008 at 6:49 pm
June 6 is a perfect day for Hessians across the country to come together and engage in something upon which we can all agree - listening to Slayer! Also, do you really want those evangelical Neo-Cons to have all the fun with their "National Day of Prayer"? Enjoy a "National Day of Slayer" instead:
National Day of Slayer
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
Download Slayer's 1986 Demo with songs from "Reign in Blood"
Then you can take that participation to a problematic level:
* Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
* Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
* Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
* Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.<
National Day of Slayer
Sponsored by:
The Hessian Studies Center and
The Dark Legions Archive
Thursday 05 June 2008 at 08:28 am
Cauterizer - Then the Snow Fell
This band made the classic mistake of trying to make death metal a bouncy, jaunty, ironic hard rock genre at the time it was moving away from all that garbage. Had they tried it eight years later, they would have been Slipknot, but instead, they're mostly forgotten. Sound is like old Therion and old Entombed played by Motley Crue.
Dissenter - Apocalypse of the Damned
We put Behemoth and Hate Eternal into a blender and got a highly competent effort that's painful to listen to. Repetition of themes is aggressive, as is mirroring of similar rhythms throughout each piece, and like all metal made after 1995, there's zero sense of dynamic, just a constant high-volume assault -- a lot like hip-hop. A shame since these musicians are clearly above average in proficiency.
Eldrig - Kali
I wanted to like this. As atmosphere, it's well-done; note choice is good, rhythm is good, dynamics are well done. As art, it's a non-entity because there's almost no change. It's like Hindu-themed apocalyptic wallpaper.
Black Funeral - Vampyr: Throne of the Beast
This is an inverse review: all the Black Funeral albums other than this one are lesser. Vampyr is the peak. Seek Vampyr if you like Black Funeral.
Tuesday 03 June 2008 at 12:37 pm
This is a good effort: they got themselves in better physical shape, focused their energies, and made a record better than anything after Serpents of the Light. In form, it shows both a convergence to a mean (return to heavy metal influences of youth, mixed in a salad shooter and made generic by need of compromise) as well as a yearning for New York death metal like Immolation, whose internal rhythms and melodic rhythmic leads are borrowed here. Much of it sounds like more primitive versions of the rhythms behind Once Upon the Cross and Serpents of the Light, as played by a hybrid between Angelcorpse, Dream Theatre and Immolation. As a result they've thrown in some fairly advanced playing, but it is as an adornment, and not central to any message conveyed, which is the boiled-down version of the past mentioned above. It's a good effort; it may not be good enough to stay on our playlists for long, but it exceeds expectations based on past works and levels a groundwork for future works.
Tuesday 03 June 2008 at 07:35 am
Autopsia sent in a link to their demo recordings. They play a style of old school gore death metal in the nexus between Impetigo, Suffocation, Carcass and Malevolent Creation. For more information, contact them at their email.
Wednesday 28 May 2008 at 07:09 am
Daath - Futility
This band appears to be an attempt to integrate industrial beats, Marilyn Manson-style dark hard rock, and black metal vocals and aesthetics. It ends up sounding like a cross between Ministry and Prong with the kind of emphasis on internal rhythm that made middle-period Metallica so much fun to listen to. Vocals emulate the kind of radio propaganda that Rammstein use, but end up sounding like a phone conversation intercepted mid-song. Fans of Girls Under Glass and other techno/metal hybrids (let's be honest about what this is) might appreciate it but the Pantera elements -- gratifyingly symmetric rhythms, rock/jazz lead riffing, uniform complementary melodic slopes for primary riffs -- make this sound like nu-metal to an underground fan.
Seventh Angel - The Torment
Exodus crossed with Morbid Angel: introductory death metal riffing breaks to bouncy, precision-strummed speed metal riffs that exchange leadership of rhythm between a few patterns which ultimate regress to the initial offering. Song breakdowns and overall concept of relationship between tempi is reminiscent of Suffocation, albeit slowed down, but the majority of the songcraft here is rendered in the form of jaunty, ebullient muffled-strum offbeat romps that made Exodus fun back in 1986 or so. Melodically a reasonable comparison would be Iron Maiden, as songs develop melodically from pentatonic to patterns approximating minor scales with majestic leaps that preserve harmonic suspense in bass-centric development, but its relentless speed metal styling forces this music through a compositional channel which simplifies it. In addition, the attribute of the best metal bands, namely the ability to maintain a narrative which finds beauty in the confluence of seemingly disparate parts, is in light supply, rendering this inaccessible to all but diehard 1980s metal fans.
Shape of Despair - Shape of
Imagine Burzum hybridized with epic doom like Skepticism or Sunn)))HIV), with rhythms like feet treading the path to the place of execution overlaid with gentle keyboard sequences over a Norse-style longboat-rowing beat. Probably this music is best for time in prison, or when sick, or locked in the cockpit of a propeller plane crossing oceans, because while it is quite pretty it develops slowly and its atmosphere conveys mostly repetition. Much like Satyricon, these composers are excellent at starting promising-sounding melodies yet have no idea where to take them, so they repeat and then squeak out with an improvised exit strategy as best they can. The result is somewhat "obvious" in that little mystery hides in its direction or the resolution to its patterns. Songwriting ability is high, but strategy is correspondingly low. It might be perfect for a soundtrack to a film about prospecting in the sands of the Sahara for water (on foot) but as a musical experience it is less than compelling.
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